If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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