Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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