508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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