So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
