On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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