Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
now i know why i became what i already was.
where does the pee come out of this thing
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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