I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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