Reggie can tackle my bush.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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