i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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