shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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