I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
third nipple confirmed
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
