If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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