idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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