Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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