Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Randomize
