don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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