apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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