operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
