Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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