the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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