i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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