it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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