You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We need to get me chipped asap
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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