you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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