Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
