just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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