She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Panties = found
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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