OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Randomize
