so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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