i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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