I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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