i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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