You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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