Your tits are I can't wait for
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I think I just sharted jello shots
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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