If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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