And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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