All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm getting married
To pizza
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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