Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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