Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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