He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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