The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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