butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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