So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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