you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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