So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
