We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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