whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You need a sexual gate keeper
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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