Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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