I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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