I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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