I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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