his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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