we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I need to calm my uterus...
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