there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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